Predictions for the 2022 NFL season PFT

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I’m ready to get hurt again.

Yes, it is a self-inflicted wound. But it’s an ax that must swing. Unlike the one Jack Del Rio once put in his Jacksonville locker room.

Every year, everyone who covers the NFL makes season predictions. If you don’t, you’re not really covering the NFL, are you?

The good news is that the season’s results in terms of predictions do not act as a disqualifying event. Otherwise, there would be very few people covering the NFL.

Here are the qualifying predictions from all PFT writers. Fortunately, by the time the playoffs roll, no one will care if we’re wrong or right.

Josh Alber

Asian Football Confederation

1. Bills; 2. Chargers. 3. The ponies. 4. Crows. 5. Bosses. 6. Raiders. 7. Dolphins.

Wild Card: Chargers over dolphins, Raiders over ponies, Heads over crows.

Segmentation: Bills over Raiders, Heads on Chargers.

Conference Championship: Bills over Chiefs.

NFC

1. Beams. 2. Eagles. 3. Saints. 4. Rams. 5. Pirates. 6. 49ers; 7. Cardinals.

Wild Card: Eagles over Cardinals, Saints over 49, Rams over Pirates.

Division: rams above sheaves; Eagles over saints.

Conference Championship: Eagles over rams.

Super Bowl: Bills Over the Eagles.


Michael David Smith

Asian Football Confederation

1. Bills; 2. The superiors. 3. Crows. 4. The ponies. 5. Broncos. 6. Chargers. 7. Bengals.

Wild Card: Bosses over Bengals, Chargers over Ravens, and Broncos over Ponies.

Section: Freight Bills, Heads On Bronco.

Conference Championship: Heads On The Bells.

NFC

1. Pirates. 2. Firmness. 3. Cowboys. 4. Rams. 5. Vikings. 6. Eagles. 7. Cardinals.

The wild card: packets over cardinals, cowboys over eagles, rams over vikings.

Division: Pirates Over Rams. Cowboys on Packers.

Conference Championship: Pirates on Cowboys.

Super Bowl: Heads On Pirates.


Miles Simmons

Asian Football Confederation

1. Bills; 2. The superiors. 3. Crows. 4. The ponies. 5. Bengals. 6. Raiders. 7. Chargers.

Wild Card: Bosses over the Charger, Raiders on Crows, Bengals on Ponies.

Division: Bills on Raiders, Chiefs of Bengals.

Conference Championship: Heads On The Bells.

NFC

1. Pirates. 2. Rams. 3. Eagles. 4. Firmness. 5. 49ers; 6. Saints. 7. Cowboys.

Wild Card: Rams over Cowboys, Saints over Eagles, Shepherds over 49.

Division: Pirates on Saints. Rams on sheaves.

Conference Championship: Pirates Over Rams.

Super Bowl: Pirates Above Bosses


Sharyn Williams

Asian Football Confederation

1. Bills; 2. The ponies. 3. Bengals. 4. Raiders. 5. Dolphins. 6. Chargers. 7. Steelers.

Wild Card: Steelers over Colts, Bengals over Chargers, Raiders over Dolphins.

Division: Bills over the Steelers, Raiders over the Bengals.

Conference Championship: Bills over Raiders.

NFC

1. Eagles. 2. Rams. 3. Firmness. 4. Saints. 5. Pirates. 6. 49ers; 7. Cardinals.

Wild Card: Rams on Cardinals, 49ers on Packers, Saints over Pirates.

Division: Eagles over 49ers; Rams on saints.

Conference Championship: Eagles over rams.

Super Bowl: Bills Over the Eagles.


Mike Florio

Asian Football Confederation

1. The superiors; 2. The ponies. 3. Bills. 4. Steelers. 5. Bengals. 6. Raiders. 7. Chargers.

The Wild Card: Colts on Chargers, Bills on Raiders, Steelers on Bengals.

Oath: Heads on Steelers, Colts on Bills.

Conference Championship: Heads Over Colts.

NFC

1. Pirates. 2. 49ers; 3. Eagles. 4. Vikings. 5. Beams. 6. Rams. 7. Cowboys.

Wild Card: 49ers over Cowboys, Rams over Eagles, Packers over Vikings.

Division: Pirates Over Rams. Packs over 49ers.

Conference Championship: Packers over Buccaneers.

Super Bowl: Heads On Packers.